I should be sleeping right now

It's 2 a.m. and instead of sleeping, I'm writing about roaches. Not because they're interesting subject matter, though a friend said I should take pictures so fellow blog readers can name them. We probably shouldn't be naming them, growing close to them, when they should be zapped and out of our lives in a matter of days.

I bought eight bait traps on Thursday, thinking these suckers would be gone by now. Remind me not to buy generic bait traps in the future to save a few bucks. I can't help but think they'd be gone, if only I had forked out the extra dollars.

You should never be stingy when it means the difference between a good night's sleep and a restless night of beer drinking, watching TV and blogging nonsense.