The Roach Report

A young woman killed a roach in her bathroom Tuesday morning. She was fed up.

It was slow, and she outsmarted it by anticipating its next moves. Using a tissue, she grabbed the roach and dropped it in the toilet. No crunching involved. The roach died by drowning.

As of Thursday, her apartment was supposed to be roach-free for the next several weeks. So far so good.

Until the next roach sighting...or until she comes up with something insightful to write.